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winchestersoldier:

this man is the highest paid actor in hollywood

winchestersoldier:

this man is the highest paid actor in hollywood

elysedc:

The ultimate dad joke compilation

waterlilays:

weloveshortvideos:

When you hit the blunt before you go on the air… 

this always gets me

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pimp-eridan:

teenkai:

me: *suckin dick*

thunder: *makes loud noise*

me: AAH! *hides in daddie’s foreskin*

litteraly wtf did i just read

telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

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When your parents call you out on “smoking” but turns out they only think you smoke cigarettes.